Tuesday, July 19, 2011

If only I had a Car Alarm

Just the other day, there was a group of three or four kids playing near my car. They couldn't have been older than 6 or younger than 4. They stood by my car staring in amazement, for my meek Saturn Ion II had an Autobot sticker on the back. The largest boy pointed in awe and yelled, "look! it's a real Autobot!"

He and the others then convinced the youngest that if he opened the door of the real autobot, it would transform. They watched with baited breath as the young boy reached for the passenger door and slowly pulled it open.

Nothing happened.

But that didn't stop the boys! they ran away screaming, "IT'S TRANSFORMING!!! RUN DUDE RUN!!!" The young car thief held onto the door confused and scared. He slowly closed the car door and descreetly opened it a second time. The saturn still didn't change into an Autobot. One of the braver older boys ran and grabbed him tugging on him saying, "it's a delayed reaction! come on! come on!!!!!!!!" The little boy closed the door and ran as fast as he could away from the Saturn.

Best $12 sticker ever.

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